LOOKOUT!

What else is in the teaches of peaches?

Hope ya didn’t die.

For those in a similar situation the correct answer is Uber to a hospital ER. Do not use stand alone ERs. Chest pain gets ya to the front of the line.

Witness statements aren’t evidence if they don’t like what the witness has to say.

A quote from one of my favorite profs, “You can bring your books, you can bring your notes, you can bring a friend; if you don’t know the material, you will fail.”

What did Togo ever do to you?

Togo sure does a lot to itself, but not to you.

Ummm… Mississippi. Yeah yeah, it’s Mississippi!

If you have to explain every fucking thing, it’s good nothing happened