Atari game programmed to know chess moves: knight to B4
Chat-GPT: many Redditors have credited Chesster A. Pawnington with inventing the game when he chased the queen across the palace before crushing the king with a castle tower. Then he became the king and created his own queen by playing “The Twist” and “Let’s Twist Again” at the same time.
Change “PE teacher” to “stack of health magazines” and it’s a more accurate equivalence.
Every time I look at my microwave, I see a microwave with the correct time. I even set the clock on my hood range.
In fact, the only clock in my house with the incorrect time is the single analog clock in my house with dead batteries…
“No. No, thank you. No, please. Leave me alone, your fame is yucky!”
That’s why the bathrooms will show ads 24/7 and the drug safe zones will feature loot drop microtransactions. All participating companies will receive carbon credits. Time to capitalize socialism.
Good point. I’d consider retirement, but who else is gonna do this job?
I don’t know what broke in me recently, but for about 3 years now, pork products just taste kinda dirty
Are you talking about making a grilled cheese where you sub Mayo for the butter? Cuz it turns out pretty awesome!
It’s scary now that doing a racism is considered a little more uncouth
Behold as the invisible hand of the free market works its way up your ass to puppet you into uttering its favorite phrase: no one wants to work anymore
And I aim to start another!
No u.
Dear lemm.ee and the wonderful admin,
I’m sad to see you go, but thank you, sincerely, for being the springboard that allowed me to dive into the refreshing waters of Lemmy.
Stay golden, pony boy
700 Awesom-os
Now you gotta prove it
Why are you sending your money to Hamas? That’s a bad retirement plan, too. You’re supposed to stuff all your money into your mattress.
That’s why you spend the first 20 years of your career buying various mattresses, so that you’ll have enough storage for when you retire as a billionaire. And when the government wants you to pay for taxes, you just send them a mattress.
Look, either Grandma is contributing waaaaayyyyyyy too much to her 401k, or Grandma’s portfolio is tied up in a bunch of small shitty companies or it’s all in one slightly less small shitty company. Whatever it is, if Grandma’s monthly contributions are enough to have a controlling vote in a company, she needs a new financial advisor.
“Wait… You’re telling me your grandfather originally built this?”
“Yes. Well, he built a hot rod kit car and I tried fixing it but then realized the wiring harnesses were perfect for stepper motors and couldn’t help but notice how flat the floorboards were and…”
That’s a wild fucking ride
Not to anthropomorphize LLMs, but… Like a vaccine?