3 until I tire myself out enough to be 8

It’s a reference to the saying “Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades”

The second word is a (probably poorly, I hardly know any German) made-up compound word for “horse grenades”, so it’s handshoes and horse grenades instead

September for Americans

Handschuhe und Pferdegranaten

Trick is to finish the job before it starts didn’t-ing

Depends, are the passengers permitted to bring assault-style rifles with high-capacity magazines?

He was actually a veteran with significant injuries, so he’s already been through the grinder

I’d call the shooter, as they’re statistically more likely to stop themselves than the police

First I thought this was an accusation XD

It’s not just me!

It seems there was a stall in the women’s restroom, but not the men’s