WIZARD POPE💫

Nothing serious but our history teacher once accused me of being on my phone during class when I was reading something about venice in the textbook and not paying attention. She then did not believe me and I had to go up to her desk and sut in her chair so I could see how she supposedly could see me using my phone from there.

I hope the head teacher was more reasonable

99% of gamblers quit right before they’re about to win big.

Damn.

I told you. Now kiss me (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)

Yeah not defending her to be clear. Maybe being pregnant was something special in her twisted mind in a way.

I mean it might be true for your mum since she had 9 kids.

My dad recently buult a new garden shed in the garden for tools and gardening stuff. He now started refering to the gazebo in the same garden as “the old shed” for some fucking reason. We were doing something that required power and ge asked me to plug in an extension in the shed. I do that and a couple minutes later he berates me and says he meant the old shed. When I asked if he meant the gazebo, he looked at me as if I had slapped him in the face. We’ve had the gazebo for about 15 years now I think and nobody ever called anything but that.

I have been doing it for 10 years and never got sick

Yeah if you make lasagna it’s usually the best like 2-5 hours after being done. If kept in the turned off oven it stays nice and warm but solidifes just right

Go ahead and make an endless one in all 3.

You might not like it but it’s what peak performance looks like.

I was like how am I supposed to know the hotdog untill I actually read the thing. It’s 5π/2.

Now I need to see the headline

How???

Yeah I just watched it and it seemed off. Almost like the mrwhosetheboss touring a fucking prison a while back.