the airship was blown out over the Atlantic Ocean and is never seen again.

zeppelins are always just Phineas and Ferb plots

suffers an intentional mid-air collision with a radio-controlled airplane.

like you cannot tell me that this isn’t just the platypus controlling the evil guys “overly complicated bomb holding RC plane” after stealing the remote from him

can you explain? did they do something special or did they just release a game like by queers in the dedicated queer month? (I’ve only gotten through the tutorial of Undertale and that’s it lol)

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
works every time.

changes in variety of stuff I can afford? absolutely, otherwise not much

I miss it so much :(
pringles aren’t the same

my grandma once said if I get one of those tattoos I would never get a job and live in a cardboard box because nobody would hire someone who can’t know their rights and lefts 🥀

She also said I’m infected by the devil because I love my gay dad

she also hasn’t even gone to church in 4 years because the pastor told her to not be racist.

“I can’t read books that are realistic fiction. I can’t do anything that’s got like crazy world building because I can’t perceive it and I have a hard time.” -my sister

I don’t have it personally, but we both have tism and so here’s a talk we had while driving.

me: *takes wrong turn*

sister: “when I need to know my left and rights and cant do the hand thing, I remember ‘never eat soggy waffles’ because I can remember East is Right and Left is West.”

me: “wh… what?? why? why can’t you just do the right and left in your head?”

sister: “girl how”

me: “I just imagine it?”

sister: “MUST BE NICE, HUH?!”

if someone wants I can ask her in more detail later, she’s busy with something rn

captcha idea: simple shapes

from my experience with Lemmy the vibes people give off are either:

depressed genderqueer ppl escaping reddit that hates capitalism,
or,
depressed dads escaping reddit that hates capitalism

both love doom 1993.

…oh

I learned someone’s name at work yesterday. We’ve been at the same location for like 8 months… and we have nametags…

oh hey I played that game-ish
it was pretty good