Sixty

My appliances don’t drift much at all, but my Nissan car is fucked. That dash clock drifts by 5 minutes monthly.

I was having good time until Smartphones got invented. Letting the masses (morons) get access to instant communication effortlessly and cheap fucked us.

Those are hummus shovels in this house.

Most life eats other life to live. It’s been a bad time from the very beginning.

Both groups are beliefs without evidence and authoritarian daddy issues, make sense to me.

I’m not completely sure she wasn’t lying to dissuade us from having sex. Not that this alternative view helps at all…

She was rather opinionated. I remember she had a bugbear about shirts with corporate logos on them. Free advertising/walking billboard. Which I agree with actually, but it’s just a personal principal/style choice I hold to. I wouldn’t ridicule other people for wearing a coca cola or whatever T-shirt like she did.

Usually when I got in trouble it was justified lol. I wasn’t the best with self control in elementary + middle school. A few detentions, in school suspensions, and one out of school. Never got into trouble once I got to high school age. Or…caught, really.

The teacher was teaching sex education and mentioned that sex only ever hurt for her, so we shouldn’t look forward to it. This is an L for a teacher IMO, TMI. But…

I took issue with this and blurted out accusing her of…well, basically never having being aroused by her husband and him going in dry. In front of 30 other immature teens.

I got sent to the principal, but he wasn’t in, so I got the VP who was an air head and forgot why I was there after 5 minutes talking with her quite happily. We got off topic and then I left without any punishment being dolled out when she got bored of the conversation. I think she had some school policy she was figuring out, but I no longer remember well enough to elaborate on that. I just remember being thoroughly confused about the encounter after and raved to my friends lol.

After that Mrs. Bugatti kept trying to get me to transfer to the gifted kids class instead, but I didn’t like the students in there personally and I had already rejected ladder climb mentality by then. Just sus she only tried after this happened is why I even bring it up.

Aged like wine!

Please Drink Verification Can and repeat the following phrase: “Blessed be The Algorithm” to continue watching “Compilation of people falling down #596 FUNNY”

The catch would be the reactor. An EVA type of plastic reactor can output more than 12 tons per hour these days.

Good ol’ trauma bonding.

I’ll telepathically tip port-a-potties upside down over Danielle Smith for decades with regularity if any deities are listening.

13 too, I usually go with the Ecco brand. Last forever and the shops usually have a few models in stock that aren’t Runners.

At a mere 6’5" over here, how do these examples make you feel?

Bus seat, airplane seat, powered car seat, Toyota RAV4.

Won’t hurt me but it’s weird watching how long it takes a glass that wasn’t rinsed well to dissipate foam. An alarmingly long time when pouring carbonated drinks or something viscous like milk.

Photobucket moment.

Oh, not the total owed, but the actual usage graphs. Yeah I only get an annual email containing a recap pretty much at years end for a few services. Otherwise it’s off to the shitty website.

The list of who not to avoid I think is much shorter.

My workplace tried to make me attend a steak dinner after work with my “coworker” who I don’t like and some random new shift supervisor in the highest turn over position on site. Predictably he was gone 4 months later. I refused to go. While the food would be compensated, my time wouldn’t be and that’s the #1 thing of value to me. I don’t work for free.

Google doesn’t do global roll outs with their updates. The anti adblock stuff especially. They target only some % of randomly selected users to spread confusion online, and I would guess their hope is to frustrate people into disabling ad blockers on Youtube after reading a bunch of misinformation and placebo bad advice when looking for tech support.