Aeri

“Squircles”, Just make shit square you fuckers I hate you

If it’s paid we can go to Chuck-E-Cheese for all I care

My current personal hell is

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Now do this again every fucking hour on this service you use all day you fucking cow.

To be fair falling down the stairs could very easily kill you if you land wrong.