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some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 20 天前

IT’S THE FEDS!

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IT’S THE FEDS!

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some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 20 天前
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    20 天前

    Police: You are wasting electricity just to get high! Me: How many times do I have to explain it is high availability

    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      This gave me a good chuckle.

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    This has actually happened, and it’s a sign that police culture is broken where it happens. It should take way more than a high electric bill to get a warrant and that evidence should involve investigative work.

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    This is why I named my strain “Golden Kubernetes”

    keep the server farm in front of the weed grow. they’ll lose interest. (as they say, business in front, party in the back. Just not for hair.)

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    What’s the charge? Hosting an application? A succulent containerized application?

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      You joke, but we already know that simply using Linux gets you on an NSA watch list.

      https://www.eweek.com/security/linux-lands-on-nsa-watch-list/

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