Love a vague warning light coming on in the car. I’ll feed it some coolant when it cools down a bit, hopefully that makes it happy.

I’m developing an addiction to Jarrah hot choccie. I blame this weather.

I mean it’s a great day for option 1. How urgent are 2 and 3? Can they happen tomorrow?

My big plans for this morning involve the heater, the couch, and a large pot of tea.

4/10

I’m thinking of anyone brave/silly enough to go camping this weekend. I’ll be outside for a bit tomorrow and that’ll be quite enough.

But how did you survive lockdowns with no packages??

I think the universe is telling you that you need to buy Emergency Cheese.

5/10

Oh shit. I’m so sorry.

I’m also having a seafood feast for dinner

(It’s sardines on toast)

Happy birthday! 🎂🧀🍤🦪

10/12, feeling reasonably smug

I went to make a cup of tea and my favourite mug just went ‘crack’ right through when I poured the boiling water in. And then the water was coming out the bottom somewhere.

It’s probably 20 years old. Very sad. I have a million mugs (I think they breed in the cupboard) but only a handful of ‘good’ ones which are my go-tos for tea.

No work, just pats.

I’m good at knots. It has very little real-world application. But if you need to lash sticks together to make dodgy camping furniture, or to make a long rope shorter without cutting it, hit me up.

Neunundneunzig Luftballoons is a banger.