They would put their granny’s home address and SSN in the headers if it made a page load 10ms faster.

Have they ever considered that pages would load faster if they didn’t include 20MB of JavaScript?

I don’t know, Reiser is not a serial…

Banking app: “Oh no, your device does not conform to Google’s latest whim, terribly insecure, can’t let you make a SEPA.”

Baking website: “Opera on an outdated, pirated copy of Windows? Looks a-ok to me!”