As someone in the US, agreed. Stay the fuck away from this fascist shithole.

In that case, airplane mode is a better option.

“Thank god, I’m free of that nightmare!”

“Sorry, buddy. Here you go.”

“Thank you. It was cold on the floor.”

It doesn’t match the traditional rhyming pattern and that irks me.

Alt + Enter to exit big picture mode.

I imagine most game IPs wish they could be as killed off as TLOU.

Right, but the OP said being unable to go online to update the firmware made it a prime piracy machine. It follows that it has to be jailbroken to qualify as such.

I wasn’t saying you were wrong, just adding a further correction.

Killed the franchise so much that the original game has been remastered twice, the second game once, and a TV series has been made out of it…?

There’re fewer weird people.

If it’s a “prime piracy machine,” you play new games by downloading them off the internet and transferring them to the console.

You don’t, unless there are unofficial servers to connect to. This hypothetical console is banned anyway, so you’re being forced to pirate to actually use it.

That link shows the latest comic, and they’re not all NSFW.

Every Mario Kart except World is playable on PC…but of course the online is far more limited since the pool of players is much, much smaller.

You’re blocking for that? Your block list must be huge!

You could just put it in airplane mode to get the same effect.

Oglaf (potentially NSFW).

So if you put peanut butter and jelly between hamburger buns, it’s a burger?

If the cake layers don’t get your fingers messy and don’t crumble when you hold it, I’ll allow it. It also has to be small enough to be able to take a bite out of all the layers at once.

Borderlands is shipping with Denuvo DRM (yuck), but they’re also applying Symbiote (2K’s custom DRM)

I wish companies would focus on putting out good games at fair prices instead of spending so many resources DRMing the fuck out of everything (looking at you, Nintendo).