My skill? Boring, I wanna talk about people with between zero and one lines on a show ages ago.

Teri Hatcher played a slut on the sitcom Night Court in the late eighties. That’s unfair, she was a sex worker and sex work should not be illegal but I remember her as playing a slut.

This is where the lizard and Spock comes in

Okay, but what about the last 60 minutes? Is this not a side by side comparison?

It’s so fast!

Ouch, sounds like she never got over a postpartum depression.

She can’t help you mate. I don’t know whether she wishes she hadn’t had you because she regrets inflicting the pain of existence on you or she’s just a dickhead but she can’t help you.

I don’t. I had never even heard of yaw before.

For ignorant people like me

Yaw
The value of the angle between the tip of an erect penis and its neighboring testicles squared. When determining the adjusted penis size (or T.M.I.) one must use the following equation: (Length * Diameter)+(weight/girth)/(yaw)

Is she the oldest child?

And maybe she is scared that her family will kick her out. Having to do school without a family network can be very hard. Common advice for gay teens with homophobic parents is to wait with coming out until you have moved out.

And yes, you love her and you’ll support her but then she will be very dependent on you and your relationship will become lopsided. You don’t want that. You want her to be with you because she loves you. So please be patient with the person you love.

When they measured its size did they go past the balls but not quite to the butthole?

No fucking surprises. Work should be the least surprising thing ever. “Surprise, we’re going to have a meeting just the two of us. No agenda”. Surprise, you thought you would close the last tickets today but now I am taking you socialising.

It’s like snow but wetter

Well, if you’re on a visa that can be cancelled for any number of reasons. And there’s never a judge involved in that.

But does he have citizenship, does his wife / children? No real details here.

Eh, you should support your family. The dad fell in love with someone else and now OPs parents are splitsville. It’s not fair to ask that OP cuts dad off but OP should try living 7/7 days with their parents if at all practically possible. OPs mom is going through so much grief right now - ignoring that is cruel.

-fr -fr

This looks like it was on purpose but the wind can also get them. Scroll down a bit to see it fall:

https://www.tv2ostjylland.dk/aarhus/se-videoen-ikonisk-megaplante-blaest-ned-under-stormen