Probably something like topfenschnarkel.

Be a 10 on the be gay do crime scale.

I would 100% bank on the Russians being mind bogglingly sloppy and do exactly that. If you break the bridge completely the Russian forces could switch to the more costly air transport. But the uncertainty with the bridge might fool them long enough to become a timeless meme itself.

I see Red Alert 2 reference.

I smile.

I upvote.

There is no one around me. They are all behind me.

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