Thwapped

Wut?

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Bye

I still got my first teddybear from when I was a baby. Mind you, I’m a big guy, tough guy. I don’t sleep with it, it’ll fall apart at any movement, but whenever I go (permanently), it goes. If my house catches fire, I’ll rescue the bear, anything else can burn to the ground, it’s all replaceable.

I don’t think it’s weird, I find it endearing and it makes you human.

Mythical?

Plain imaginary

Very clever!

Are we finally going to jail suckerberg now?

Anytime shareholders are involved you know it’s going to be shit.

Soooo, that means that android is fucked but custom roms should be able to continue from android 15, not?

Because it’s not right?

Because it’s fraud?

Because fuck these asshole companies?

Take a pick why

Let’s change it to “in many situations” and yes, learn how to read documentation

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Yeah, just that this has shit to do with the stated reasons. Google hasn’t been an open source ally for quite some time now

I passionately hate the corpo speech she’s using. This fake list of “things she’s done wrong but now she’ll do them right, pinky promise!!” whilst completely ignoring the actual reason for the pushback they’ve received (which boils down to “fuck your AI, keep it out”) is typical management behavior after they were caught trying to screw over the workers in some way.

We’re going to screw you over one way or the other, we just should have communicated it better!

Basically this.

Immediate red flag, we all know that YYYY/MM/DD is the only acceptable perfect date

Yeah, good luck with that, ain’t gonna happen. Best we can hope for is open source teams being able to modify android into that.

32 billion still is nothing for these scumbags

JAIL MARC ZUCKERBERG ALREADY. That is still what we do with criminals, is it not?

A driverless car without an emergency stop button IS a death trap. Arguing that this is not so is just really dumb, sorry. All big machinery have emergency stops for a reason, and the laws for those reasons usually are written in blood.

A driverless car without an emergency stop is a disaster in the making

Ding ding ding

Advertising has funded many things yet hasn’t made anything better, ever.

Most of that can be traced back to Elmo being a giant idiot who got lucky because he lies all the fucking Time about everything. Everything he promoted, every promise he made over more than the past decade, its all been lies that people have been lapping up because reasons

I was about to say that you cant, but wow, I was wrong. Just rely on idiots, didn’t think of that.

Such an amazing episode, top 5 tier of all shows combined