What if I think I might take up

Kintsugi

or

Kintsukuroi ?

That explains my hand-me-down family poop knife.

immediately plays race card…this one’s tough to figure out…

You don’t have to drive. Lots of people don’t, licensed or not.
As you’re already licensed, keep it in case there’s an emergency that requires that you drive.

Is that the bright side of life?

They’re like Austrians without the sense of humour (AH notwithstanding…)

An hour in and no mention of Slackware yet?

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Where do you wanna eat?

So, a BSOD? Or a Zip Drive ‘click of death’?

Colour tv?

Supposed to ‘go out’ last night.
Prepped and served ‘early-ish’ dinner for 5 pm.
Knackered at 6:15 pm. Seek 40 winks.

Out of bed 4:30 am.

Repeat.

I thought farts used them.

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Flying is indeed a great hobby.

It’s already been explained elsewhere, but the cache can be free, as needed - that’s how linux works.
There’s 57+ GB available ram, yet.

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Quitting an addiction is so simple, I’ve quit 100 times.

Also:
“I’m addicted to placebos: I’d quit, but it wouldn’t matter.”
– Steven Wright

Can vouch for Racknerd.