And combined with a smart watch and a blood pressure cuff, I bet it could learn to edge you perfectly and indefinitely.

Don’t know what to do

Red believes in the inherent goodness of humanity. Of course green will pull the lever, so why be stressed?

Alternatively, red is glad the system doesn’t unfairly influence green’s actions.

I still have my password to get to the last boss fight memorized. Fucking elemental heads flying around trying to knock me off a mountain. Sorry for spoilers.

Looks like Taboola ads. Jesus fucking Christ I hate them, but they’re nearly single-handedly keeping local news stations afloat at this point.

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What if it’s an infinitely mighty boot? Ya know what’d make it even more mighty? Existing. Therefore it already exists. Start licking!

I just did a theology!

I beat Wizards & Warriors II: Ironsword on the NES.

I’ve been eating the same two-pound portion of taco meat for the past four days. Usually in soft-shell tacos, but sometimes in frittatas. The trick is to be dead inside.

Then you’ll love crows.

The original Mario Bros compared to Mario 3 was huge.

And that was on the same system.