It’s just a BS survey by an ISP, I wouldn’t read too much into it. Aside from anything else it would imply that 29% of adults in Ireland don’t sleep for more than an hour at a time…

Stallman didn’t draw it but I would argue in the absence of any other mascot the fact that some people have eaten the onion and believe it sort of does make it the de facto C++ mascot…

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off

Byarne Stroustrup (original creator of c++)

Nothing worse than non-consensual documentation.

It’s a spinnoff of the dancing prince Charles meme.

What a waist of space.

What the hell kind of setup are you working with that doesn’t have touch?

I’m sorry you’ve had a poor experience with FOSS software, I’m sure the project will give you a full refund if you ask them.