I hate to tell you this, but fiction is also something people make up.

I initially thought they were like numbered art prints, with a more robust way of guaranteeing authenticity.

That’s Mickey’s tweaker cousin Chuck E. Cheese.

I feel like it’s something use to make food, like, idk, cyclodextrins or something.

As a counterpoint, I’ve been with my partner for 15 years, and we started as a one-night-stand. It’s backwards from how it usually happens, but he was particularly cool so I took him to breakfast the next morning, and then we got to know each other better. We became FWB, broke it off, dated other people, then got back together for real and haven’t quit since.

Yes, sex can’t be the only reason for love, but you can start there and find mutual interest after.