“Oh, cool, a Titanite slab :D” “Why is Father Ariendel speaking…?”

“WHY IS GEAL STILL HERE???”

“AAAAAAGGHHHHHH”

Crowdstrike 2.0

Okay Jesus, I think that’s just someone at discord smoking something.

Does the same on windows. Either they’re constantly changing some really deep stuff that we don’t see or notice, or it’s not actually updating just “checking” for updates or loading but it’s just slow AF.