How in the god damn fucking fuck did that pants shitting piss weak excuse for a cum rag earn this? Fucking New Zealand secured our vaccines while he was playing ukelele, he left it all up to the states to deal with.

Same, 5ft11 as well, I think we’re both too tall and too short for people.

Sometimes I’ll delete a comment if someone’s already made the shitty joke or I’m too stoned and misread the original post, it’s usually the second one tho.

It’s for opiates, now I’m imagining grandma sitting on her knitting chair shooting up heroin with her group.

Tl;dr

Extroverts: This is awesome

Introverts: This sucks

Everyone: Where approval?

It’s all at once, they’re obviously planing and timing these attack to get us when it will hurt!

And people wonder why I hate birds so much, they’ve just been biding their time, slowly chipping away at us untill we go extinct and they can take over, the crows are orchestrating this, cockatoos are just the attack squad, all birds play a role in this somehow.

I’ve been trying to tell people that those cockatoos are up to something, but nobody listens to dumbass.

Ding fries are done

This has lived rent free in my head for years.

EC3 is wrestling in NWA now.

Todays Chosen Pakistani/Instant Pakistani

Hahah, okie dokie then.

Hahahahhahahha no, iPhone isn’t better.

Apple waits for android to cop the shit, then they do the same. Won’t be long untill they’re pushing the same thing to you iPhone people.

Get your hands off my clitoris!

The Crow wants to know if you took your meds

Nah that’s mainly for fishing, you can use it for hunting, but an RPG is way better for hunting.

That’s why I chose my name, so people know who they’re talking to.

Geo guessing: Supermarket edition.

I’ve been able to watch his stand up bits and some interviews, but yeah still can’t watch his movies yet. One day soon I’ll go on a Robin Williams marathon.

Robin Williams, I legit cried for a day and couldn’t think or hear his name for a long time without getting upset again.

Still sad that he’s gone.

The electric ones are cool as fuck, you can sit on the front and drive them like a car, I used to start at midnight at my retail job, our one was my personal vehicle around the store all night untill the miserable fun police came in to tell me it’s not safe.