Yup. Then… A shot or two of liquor to sleep. Then, do it again next day.

Were they used bandages? If so, you deserved that and more.

Article mentions “multimillionaire.” That’s not ultra rich. We gotta keep going y’all until billionaires starts making such comments.

Is it… is it possible he ran away? Like I’ve seen documentaries where people disappear only to be found years later across the country. And people be like: dude made a second life, got tired of it and came back.