Rust is still in the locker room having an argument with their coach (borrow checker).
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War boys from Fury Road?
This describes how most people have it deployed, yes.
It gets real fun when you have custom Java plugins, Groovy script, BASH script, Windows runners, and Linux runners, all in play at the same time. Much of which is held together with hopes, dreams, and unicorn farts, willed into existence by wizards that haven’t worked there in over seven years. If upper management could even comprehend the level of deferred maintenance and haphazard software hackery that birthed this electronic Gordian knot, this unholy union of decrepit software and company policy, they wouldn’t sleep. Ever.
It really should be “parlay.txt”.
Or more subtly, when the command uses BSD (nowadays Go) style single-dash args, so it wants
-help
and not--help
.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•if vibe coders built houses3·6 days agoThat’s $400k worth of house and $500k worth of windows. Lotta big custom glass in there.
FROM Software: Fuck that, we’re doing fog-walls.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Front Brake Lights Could Drastically Diminish Road Accident RatesEnglish2·6 days agoI don’t trust anyone when I’m on the road.
And you shouldn’t. Everyone is equipped with a lethal weapon masquerading as personal transportation, where safety is predicated on mutually-assured-destruction and the presumption that everyone is a sane actor. Keep your head on a swivel and stay safe out there!
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Front Brake Lights Could Drastically Diminish Road Accident RatesEnglish5·6 days agoYou’re right about turn signals.
A lot of people have “target fixation” and telegraph their moves somewhat. I look at where the car is tracking in the lane and what their head is doing (if I can see it). Most people drift left or right on the highway before they change lanes, exit, or turn. It’s no excuse for bad manners, but it helps.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Front Brake Lights Could Drastically Diminish Road Accident RatesEnglish10·6 days agoIMO, the big problem is just a matter of standards and practicality. The bar for a DL is “can operate a vehicle” and not “can safely drive a vehicle in public for extended periods of time.” I agree with periodic re-licensing though; everything else called a “license” seems to need that for a host of reasons.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Microtransactions for devs41·6 days agoIt’s outstanding at bridging the gap between “I need to mash these two concepts/technologies together” and “the answer is spread across six different StackOverflow threads.” Hunting that stuff down using Google has been a delicate operation even at the best of times in the last 25 years, but it always took a lot of time. With an LLM and each such query, I’ve saved hours, maybe even whole workdays. Fact-checking an AI takes far less effort.
Oh. That’s dirty pool.
My favorite:
Rehab is for quitters.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•They can see the policy working...2·7 days agoThe Trade Federation greatly appreciates useful imports.
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Also, with the foisted AI integration, this is just a brilliant way to describe things right now.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldto linuxmemes@lemmy.world•My experience with Discord on Linux8·8 days agoOn my aging laptop, the Discord app consumed RAM like Goku at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Moving back to a browser tab eliminated the overhead from Electron and was dramatically more performant as a result. This completely side-steps any upgrade and/or snap issues.
What I love so much about this episode is that I’m 99% sure the actor in the suit can’t see a damn thing. He’s just bumbling around in the desert heat, trying to hit his marks, while straining to hear Shatner and the director through all the sweat and foam rubber.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Meta is now a defense contractorEnglish14·9 days agoit’s like an engine being allowed to slow down after over-revving it incessantly.
That’s exactly what it feels like. I installed Social Fixer on my browser(s) to make FB at least usable for the few times I have to touch it for event coordination. People ask me what that’s like and I simply say: “Oh, it’s boring now. I only look at status updates for a few minutes and go do something else.” The pull to go back is just… gone. It’s as dull as LiveJournal ever was, and frankly, it’s better this way.
What did I strip out of the feed? Everything that wasn’t generated directly by someone on my friends list. That’s all it took. All the “engagement” is either artificially injected into your feed, or clickbait people pass along because their feed isn’t filtered.
Finally, we have “thanks, I hate it” as an emoji.