Please take your tea out when it’s done steeping. It gets bitter and gross.

It’s a sealer. It’ll make you break out and also transfer to your pillows. So you’ll wake up in the morning with a mass of pimples and stained sheets.

Sincerely, also a man

I can knock out Fun with Dick and Jane in 30 minutes flat. So, extrapolate as you will from there. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why are there pipes (“|”) in the text? It’s throwing me

Is it not a known issue that photos in posts have bad resolution? It’s always been an issue.

… why wouldn’t he be? He’s winning

No, they’re definitely flushable. Just like my new product, flushable golf balls! Put them in your toilet, hit the plunger, and watch them disappear down the drain. Totally flushable!