This technology is going to have a direct negative impact on my life at my next family gathering, when my uncle tells me the government is probably using this to spy on him.

Can I be the president that gets elected? Because if so, I take the deal, and he gets the pardon. Of course, our Supreme Court recently said I couldn’t get in trouble no matter what I did as president…

Haha, it sure would get their goat!

Jesus Christ!

They put up their dukes, and got into a fist fight. Physical blows were exchanged with their knuckles upon each other faces, leaving behind bleeding split lips and black eyes…

…metaphorically, on Signal.

I pick up anything I can around politicans I hate, and kill anyone NEAR them. All the time. Just, nonstop. I feel like that would end their career, if not drive them a little crazy.