I have a feeling a good chunk of us, Me included, needs to run:

dpkg-reconfigure tzdata

But we all lack root privileges.

The reason i sometimes do it is because my brain sees a typed word as ending with a space in principle. Even if it the only word i’m typing. I doubt i managed to make sense, but anyways.

I remember doing something weird with automate to make it work, but i don’t exactly remember what i did. Since it’ been so long.

Little macro running on my phone, that as soon as my smartwatch gets out of range, it locks the screen. Add the ability to format via wasted remotely, and we are set. The only way to disable internet/ actvate airplane mode is to insert the password if the screen is locked. Also I’ve never checked, but if graphene has a dead man’s switch, not even poweing off would keep the data intact.

Why does it need to be centralized? We are on the fediverse after all. Everyone gets their little slice of hell!

I’d back up as many versions of the drivers as well (different oses, different releases). I feel like this will be implemented drm style with forced network connections baked in the drivers

For that i think having a read about acqua tofana would be a pretty good source of inspiration, since it was designed to have effects like an illness. it originates in italy so most of it’s ingredients are by default from a mediterran climate.

Or if you want something natural without too mutch human processing, belladonna is a surefire, but not slow acting.