Watch his recent interview with Nilay Patel from The Verge. Watching him dance around questions about this was painful.

This man only cares about increasing Alphabet stock prices to ensure as large a golden parachute as possible on the way out.

The bus doesn’t stop when you look at an ad.

Try harder.

44 years old. I pulled an abdominal muscle just by stretching the wrong way when I woke up.

Wait. I pay for YouTube with my time, the most important resource I have access to. There’s a level where you pay money and STILL SEE ADS?

This might be the dumbest comment I have ever read on the Internet. That’s like 30 years of comments.