Boy, you sure did get 'em. No pointing out bad behavior unless your history is unblemished, I guess.

…when you see an actor snorting something up their nose is a powered [sic] called inositol…

Proofreading hard.

He puts the cunt in contusion. Works better out loud rather than written though.

A tank full of sharks and gloves that dispense a sticky concentrated chum mixture with each hit. Get a couple good body blows in, knock them into the water, let nature (+/-) take its course.

Smelly, moist and full of seamen.

It’s just a new flavor, nothing says he can’t still lick them.

Anything’s a wire if you piss off the pixies badly enough.

No.

They were pioneers of the “is he stupid?” meme. Sorry you had to find out this way though.

Spontaneous carcinization at this time of year, that time of day, in that part of Japan, localized entirely within their luggage?

The other list of sexually active popes (and other associated clergy) who have “had children” is stashed away in the Vatican somewhere.