Go suck a dick, really- we have been shouting for about 25 years that exactly this was going to happen and you told us “fuck off, you’re America’s hat”

With a cassette drive, baybeeee

30 years of making us listen to your dumb ass “France surrenders” jokes and you guys are just cowering now, aren’t you?

Jesus Christ, America. DO SOMETHING.

Nobody is coming to save you. This is your fucking fight and you aren’t showing up.

How does it feel to intentionally make a dishonest false equivalence that you, I, and everyone reading knows is bullshit? I’d feel weird about it, even if I didn’t have a ton of self-respect.

Not at all “just like.” You don’t have to wade through 90% of literary fiction or Hollywood films in order to find a handful of titles that don’t sexualize children or are otherwise fucking gross.