The Octonaut

Your code can compile while you’re in a retro, retrospectively looking back at the action items raised in a previous retro but not assigned any sprint time in the current sprint so you just raised a “what went wrong” about it not being planned and now you have more non-sprint work to do because every problem should be presented with a solution and if you could have that for the next retro they’ll review this retro’s action items and see if you have a proposal for fixing retro action items

«¿Que?»

On breast milk

I’m not sure what you interpret from the words “policy changes” but they dont usually refer to a weird feeling.

Vibes. Got it.

Bizarre questions like this make me more confident my blocklist is working

Raped some native girl and then… took custody of the child?

This is a game from the 90s my dude. Java was “The portable language”.

Because in theory you know what the server is running on, and can optimise for that with C++, while supporting the front end on multiple architectures using one codename with Java.