Ricky Rigatoni

I have it roleplay scenarios with me and sometimes I verbally abuse it for fun.

All of them except the wrong one.

Bluetooth is a failed abortion of a protocol.

Have you considered not doing nothing?

I just tell iphone users I don’t respect them for their choices in life. It’s not that hard.

I’m sorry if this is breaking character but I genuinely can’t tell if this is a bit or not.

Honestly it just felt like youtube’s servers were shittimg themselves again, so I baely even register it as a real interruption.

CHRIST CHAN.

We’ve all been there.

My brain autocorrected fetal to fatale. I count that as a success for the comic.

I dom’t have kids so yeah.

Construction jobs? Buddy. We can 3D print houses now.

No, that’s a skumk.

Everyone wants to fuck the palmon.

Make baby drink boiling water so they’re cool. Got it.

I miss those

The secret to success in the games industry is boobs.

And what about simple wikipedia?

I disagree with your disagreement.

All social media is just blogging with a different flair.