ominous music plays in the background

Scoot over and make room for me in that boat.

Then I would finally believe that AI is a real thing.

Got a machine web

It’s better than the rest

Green to Red

Machine web

Mental picture of Trump sitting inside a Tesla saying “EVERYTHING IS PLACEBO!” in my head now.

Thanks for that.

Note to self: Do not use any drug approved after 2024 for at least 5 years…

It doesn’t matter what I say

So long as I sing with inflection

That makes you feel that I’ll convey

Some inner truth of vast reflection

But I’ve said nothing so far

And I can keep it up for as long as it takes

And it don’t matter who you are

If I’m doing my job then it’s your resolve that breaks

Just ask the product managers at Sonos!

He’s breaking the cardinal rule: Never get high on your own supply, my dude.

His PR company doing the rehab work on his public image is top notch, but they need some new material. This one is such a rerun.

He can’t wear any sort of uniform, it causes his bone spurs to act up.