Wow, it really does work, and somehow works retroactively. That’s some seriously strong voodoo, I’ve hated phones since they migrated of the kitchen wall

Now that’s some nonsense, my mate’s kid still uses his, and he’s like 10

Yeah, that’s a low blow. Not a Walkman, not just a portable Cd player, a bloody mp3 cd with a remote on the headphones from 2002. Who are you calling old, eh? Kids these days have no respect

Because you could hardly walk, let alone run with one if you actually wanted to enjoy the music

Vaguely, I think a lot of my outlook on life came from reading Terry Pratchett and Ian M Banks amongst others

The Gameboy camera incident is wonderful