This gives big “I know the Bible is true, because the Bible says so!” Energy.

Like a human but mangled and compressed into the shape of of a juice bottle.

Healthcare, in the US, is still pretty expensive even if you have insurance. Chosing between maybe dying or being disabled, and being homeless is pretty common place here in the best country in the world.

It says “even a sip”, so I suppose it’s a question of what is the minimal amount of juice that counts as a sip. If it’s diluted enough it might only half transform you into a bottle of juice.

Not to mention, those two dudes are both grown-ass adults. Nothing wrong with a grown man that likes milfs.