Mister Neon

I’m an American. I eat a lot of salad. Regardless of this dude’s opinion that’s honestly hilarious.

We’ve never met.

You try finding a qualified lapidarist in 2025. You can’t Fiver that. Nobody wants to work anymore. I’m good for the cacao beans needed to pay the bill.

Aztec Emperor. Tlatoani translates to “he who speaks” when you add Huey/Hueyi it means “grand/great”.

I covet the turquoise diadem and a cloak of quetzal feathers.

Wikipedia

I declare myself Huey Tlatoani. I expect tribute from y’all by the end of the day.

That’s probably why I don’t understand it.

I never understand what these comics are trying to say or communicate.

Basically all of them. I can’t think of a celebrity I can tolerate.

Would we? I’m doubtful

But to get to the main ponint of this, why is reddit run the way it is ?

For profit.

“You’re not a real man unless you drink unfiltered stagnant pond water.”

I’m a laid off web developer who worked as a Government Contractor for four years. I’ve been looking for a job since April and I haven’t received a single phone call about a job from a human. I have over ten years of experience.

I’m in constant anxiety panic attacks. This is leaps and bounds worse than looking for a job during COVID.

I hate being alive and an American.

The OnePlus dynamic ringtone because I hate it: Youtube - Dynamic Ringtone