I got strawberries yesterday and they’re already a lil mushy. I’m so pissed

Holy shit that’s wild. Is BMI good for anything, then? Or does it need abandoned?

I hate BMI. I am working on losing weight, but I am gaining muscle at the same rate I’m losing fat, so my weight has hardly changed. None of my clothes fit anymore and I am much slimmer, but still considered obese. I’m not even weighing myself regularly at this point. I’m just going by how I look and feel and my clothes size.

Shit, it’s been 2 years already? Damn. I still get bummed over RiF when I think about it.

People are surprised that I’m really good with horses. I’m a very short, timid person, but I can handle the huge animals with ease.

My little sister’s voicemail says something along the lines of , “Hi, I’m either sleeping or playing video games. Leave a message and maybe I’ll call back”

I was friends with a young raccoon that was being rehabbed by a family friend. The lil dude was already imprinted on people so he couldn’t be released into the wild. He and I could match each other’s energy and we’d get into so much trouble together. Then he grew up and got fat and lazy. I was very disappointed because he was no longer an agent of chaos and I was.

Go! Bwaah!