What was great about those days was that often, the ads were actually relevant to the page I was on and led me to more quality content.

I ran an adsense site, and I got great results hosting and running ads.

Now ads are fire-hose shit that has zero relevance to me, my life, or what I’m searching.

Your words are hollow bullshit get off your fucking high horse.

Bug off with this half-wit insipid trolling.

If you have something to say, say it. Don’t just ask stupid leading questions.

Vibraphone and marimba

Very close, steel drum

Unpopular opinion… Celery is delicious plain

(Not the super green stuff, that’s only good for cooking

Putting a bunch of unskippable bullshit in front of a game I’m doing to play.

I don’t need to know how much you all jerk yourself off to your own studio’s logo… I just wanna play. Can you get that shit out of my face please or let me courtesy-skip it after 1 second?

Yes! And from the perspective of somebody who managed buildings: Any residential structure built in the last 10 years is subject to horrendous levels of breakdown and failure, due entirely to substandard materials and overall build quality.

Building sprinkler systems springing leaks behind major walled areas. AC systems failing to the point of needing seals and recharge in 3 years. Alarm systems in perpetual state of ground-fault due to improperly installed wiring or water leaking where it shouldn’t be. Water-hammer effect everywhere. Plumbing joints springing leaks left, right and center as a result. Doors falling off, every single knob in a 120-suite structure needing replacement after 3 years.

Its utterly disgraceful.

Yes, he was absolutely covered in sweat. He was a severe hyper sweater. He was washing the sweat off of his face with the cleaning cloth. That he had just used to wipe pink slimy chicken fluid.

You made me feel old with that reference haha

No. For god sakes no.

Not only are you going to wreck the meat, but you are going to make it dangerous to fry.

Cannot have meat floating in water overnight, it’s going to end up a soggy, bloated mess.

legit lol thank you ahaha

I’m very gender fluid even though I’m straight af. I don’t even know what the hell’s going on with my gender identity to be honest I don’t know the magic words and I don’t even care because I accept myself for who I am finally. I would have loved to know it’s okay to not align myself or portray myself as the stereotypical man because I don’t feel that way inside. Basically I’m agreeing with you but in my own way.

Oh dude the stories I could tell you

I was shocked how common this was in the French Canadian community in Montreal when I lived there as a young man. The first time I saw it I just stood there blinking.

Meh. Dogs are basically garbage disposals LOL

You probably did well just by not reinforcing the negative behaviors and letting them get their scraps

Sorry you miss your dogs

My father had been repackaging a gigantic pack of raw chicken breasts into smaller freezer packs.

There was raw chicken juice all over the cutting board, the counter, everywhere basically.

He grabbed a cleaning cloth and wiped the counter down, then without rinsing it, proceeded to wash his face with it.

Yes, I grew up with a tremendous amount of food issues because of my father. He poisoned us nearly weekly. It was only in my later adulthood where I simply established a rule that I would not eat a single thing that he prepared.

When I would go to restaurants with my grandfather he would down all the available ketchup, cream, honey, jam packets, etc.

He grew up in the depression, and his attitude was if it was on the table, it’s his to eat.

Yeah I watched him do a lot of shooters of keychup up in my life.

I love that you hold the line with animals and you don’t subscribe to that fantasy that a lot of lazy pet owners do that you simply let them do what they want because they’re pets.

No, they are highly intelligent, and they only do what you let them.

I simply would not allow my cats anywhere near my room, they would hover at the threshold when they wanted something but they knew shit’s going to hit the fan if they set one foot in there.

And a dog from years ago, I loved her but I would not tolerate her being anywhere near me or begging when food came into the picture. I taught her through my consistent actions that she’s going to be sent away. So she learned to sit near me but always look elsewhere. If she’s so much as raised an eyebrow at me or turned towards me while I was eating, she got sent away.

It’s really easy to train pets you just have to not be the laziest in the world which apparently is most owners.

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I need every character who is gay to be portrayed as a jellybean-throwing simpleton. That way I know they’re gay.