You mean Mom?

You actually read the article on here? Respect!

Assuming this dude is heterosexual, he’d be sandwiched between two big footed bitches in that bed. Solid!

Or the baby is suffocating underneath the sheets.

How do you place the erect Johnson on the balance to get an accurate weight? If you place the round side of the arch down, you’ll have false negatives and the pointy side down downwards the balance, you’ll get false positives proportional to the hardness of the Wilfred.

My uncle knocks that out every leap year. 3,5 tons ain’t shit.

I’ll finally have enough space for my meme screenshots.

This one made me feel sad for the recipient of this thrashing.

The people with access to their private data includes 23 and everyone else.

With MD 20/20 you either have shitty memories or none at all

and a swig of Maddog 20/20 was also in order. Or some Night Train Express if one of your buds was already in their 30s.