Snakes, snakes everywhere!

Getting ready for whacking day?

What’s whacking day?

Let’s go crazy, broadway style!

Also,

Don’t do what Johnny Donny don’t does

“They could have been more clear”

Has one of my favourite jokes as a bumper sticker:

“I love your kids”

More like, time dilation is impossible to perfect but the better the quality the more accurate it is.

Even atomic clocks have time dilation.

Yeah… human body variation is a bitch to design for.

Even if you have it adjustable, it’s very hard to accommodate everybody. Its usually for 5-95 percentile so even the designers know they are leaving out 10% or less of the population.

The square root of 25 is not just 5, it’s 5 and -5

Anti Bart poster: A vote for Bart is a vote for Anarchy

Pro Bart poster: A vote for Bart is a vote for Anarchy

Something I missed as a kid:

Otto knows what’s happening cause of his past experience:

“Let him go Ralph, he knows what he’s doing”

No thanks Homer,

I was born a snake handler and I’ll die a snake handler.

What a terrible idea.

If I were to pay for a digital item, I would get a guarantee that the data is valid and works.

As in, paying for LLMs, imo, is actually a worse deal than standard micro transactions.

They are more like loot boxes, you pay for the chance of a good result.

I’ll do you one better, a guitar solo comes on.

Hades’ third phase is a banger.

Yes but mom gets replaced with guilt and adult responsibility.

And you can’t hide from them as easily.

See, this is what the internet was made for

I do, also,

You get to see the same sun that some aliens see in their night sky.

You also get to see alien suns in your night sky.

Thousands of species will observe and study the black hole in the centre of Milky Way just like we did.

The same one with Ralph’s milk money.

“Satan, eat my shorts!”

AI: always Indian

Why do you keep hiring this guy?

I go by how funny the sign is!

Sign: a bugs death

It’s when they got termites.

Their house is getting bugged and homer suggested they just hang out there.

They end up doing the 1885 challenge.

“Man that Lenny had one crazy apartment”.

I actually would say it’s harder to say now.

It was easy at first because it was obvious.

But NFTs are still a thing… so even though it’s still a scam, it now makes you question humanity.

I’m sure Sisyphus thinks about bouldy.