I have facial blindness but I’m a super recognizer of voices.

This is a special chip, salt and vinegar flavour

Two copies of “Heading home with your newborn”?

They must have had twins.

Like it or not, YouTube still has a fuckton of good, informative tutorials and advice on how to fix things or make things made by individuals with a phone camera and no script, who make them not for money but for the pride in sharing their knowledge. I shared some fix it videos for my van and a very obscure phone, and consumed a lot of fix it videos for washing machines, motorbikes and furniture.

This is a poorly designed masturbatorium

No amount of vibe coding will ever be able to match the absolute atrocities produced by a first year engineer

This meme so grim it made Mengele oof.

What’s SystemD and what is it bad?

Recipe for white chocolate brownies:

22 grams white sugar

73 grams Potassium Nitrate

2 grams aluminium powder

3 grams sulphur powder

Sparkler as garnish

Mix all ingredients well in a stone mortar and pestle, and pour into a non-stick pan. Heat on high for 10-15 minutes until the sugar begins to melt.

Stir constantly while the mixture develops a golden brown colour.

Remove from heat and pour into a stiff-walled cardboard tube mould. The cores of receipt paper rolls and label rolls work well.

Insert a sparkler into the hot mixture as a garnish and allow to cool. Store in plastic bags to avoid moisture ruining the brownies.

Serves 20-30 cubic metres of white smoke.

Then eat the food

All computers are single board computers if you take out their guts and tape them to a board

I work in software development but I also have a second job as an arborists offsider because I’m pretty sure trees will never stop fucking growing.

I bought a whirling log, and they gave me a swastika!

Repsuppository.

Shove this code back up your arse.

Why do companies refuse to tessellate their eggs?! You could have 3x rows of 3-4-3 for 10 eggs, 5-6-5 for 16 eggs or 7-8-7 for a 22-pack.

People used to post their phone number in newspaper personals so they could talk to someone. Now they’re probably live streaming on twitch

Only 50 fails until glory

Sewing fellas unite!

I usually make hats and tool wraps, but I mend dresses or alter clothes for friends too.

Absolute degeneracy, thank you.

For when he gets snacky