• Sunsofold@lemmings.world
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    7 days ago

    ‘They’re using an army of catgirls, sir.’

    ‘I was afraid it might come to this. Drop… Unleash the yarn balls.’

    ‘Sir?’

    ‘You heard me! Do it! *sigh* My wife was going to make our grandson a sweater.’

    ‘Sir, do you know what a catgirl is?’

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      7 days ago

      SSRIs and gacha games would do more to win the war than yarn balls.

      Just draw a square on the ground with some Genshin wishes and Prozac in them and the war would be over in a month.