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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 16 days ago

That's basically torture

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That's basically torture

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 16 days ago
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    16 days ago

    What good is the 200 million then

    • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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      16 days ago

      You only have to do it for 2 days. Just put yourself into a medically induced coma for 2 days. Its easy money.

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    Ask someone else to measure it for me

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      Hate to break it to you, it’s out of tolerance, time for that non-conformance report.

    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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      “Uhh… it’s a little over the line, so that’s a half? So is that twenty three, one slash four, and a half?”

  • Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    For 200m I could just hide in bed for a few days.

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    Hard dilemma … Do you guarantee that the table will not change dimensions in those 2 days?
    Needs some planning, there might be ways to avoid measuring a table for a while.

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      For a while, maybe, but two whole days?

  • Bucky@lemmy.world
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    what if I don’t use a tape measure?

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    No. It’s not worth the lasting damage it would cause. You’ll need to live with it for the rest of your life.

    All the people answering “yes” so confidently are severely underestimating the life-altering consequences this sort of trauma can cause. No amount of money would ever fix it.

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    I was actually measuring my desk today as I want to fit a draw under it.

    • ᴍᴜᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴡᴀᴠᴇ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      A hwat?

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        Must be a small desk to only fit a draw. Larger ones can fit drawer. Industrial sized ones fit drawest.

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