doubtless some of the gay male and asexual scientists would get distracted by fashion ideas for the boob havers
“I know we’re supposed to be gathering data rn but like have you ever tried a bullet bra? Cuz you have the perfect breast tissue shape and proportions to fucking rock that shit. Oh you’re in a Madonna cover band!? That rules, when are you playing next!?”
and thus the research is once again derailed, even non sexually
The brain/boob phenomenon is a well known effect.
Unfortunately almost no research has been done because as soon as the boobs come out, the scientists get hypnotized and forget to gather data.
solution: assign gay male and/or asexual scientists
I dunno, the power of boobs isn’t all sexual. They might have a resistance to their mystical influence, but I doubt total immunity.
doubtless some of the gay male and asexual scientists would get distracted by fashion ideas for the boob havers
“I know we’re supposed to be gathering data rn but like have you ever tried a bullet bra? Cuz you have the perfect breast tissue shape and proportions to fucking rock that shit. Oh you’re in a Madonna cover band!? That rules, when are you playing next!?”
and thus the research is once again derailed, even non sexually