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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days ago

NO DOGS IN HOUSE

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NO DOGS IN HOUSE

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days ago
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  • LonstedBrowryBased@lemm.ee
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    15 days ago

    What the fuck

  • Rodneyck@lemm.ee
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    14 days ago

    Cancer Dog Turd? I found my new password for the next decade.

    • 0ops@lemm.ee
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      14 days ago

      Haha that’s great. What’s your mother’s maiden name just wondering? I love learning strangers family history

      • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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        14 days ago

        My mother’s maiden name was Smith, we had a family dog when I was young, the dogs name was spot, oh, and interestingly the last four of my SSN is 678. Weird right?

  • N0N0@lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    PEEVERT! NO DOGS, CANCER IN THE HOUSE!

  • bampop@lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    “These thoughts are too useful to just stay in my head, I’m going out to get some sticky letters so I can spread the message to the world”

  • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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    14 days ago

    Isn’t there a community on Lemmy for this level of unhinged?

    If not, we need one.

    • Zealousideal_Fox_900@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      14 days ago

      c/SchizophreniaMobiles or something

  • andros_rex@lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    Whoever keeps a dog, except a dog for herding livestock or a dog that is trained for hunting, will have two qiraats deducted from his reward each day.

    I volunteered at a college food bank once, and one of the volunteers brought her dog along. A Muslim grad student who was a client was kinda amazed - was talking a bunch about how he’d never pet a dog before. (He did happily pet the dog.)

  • bier@feddit.nl
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    Cancer dog (kanker hond) is a very bad swear word in the Netherlands.

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      14 days ago

      Is it a name I’d call someone or something I’d yell when I stub my toe? Or is it more like, “What the cancer dog!?” I can’t say it’s my favorite profanity.

      • bier@feddit.nl
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        No it’s a name you call somebody, but only if someone really hurt you or screwed you over.

        When you hurt you toe you might say teering or tyfus (tbc, typhus)

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