Sounds like something you should seriously ask your doctor.

Is it possible your tap water is low quality? An interesting experiment would be to boil some water for 5 min to kill any bacteria. Then let it cool, and then pour it in a container and pop in the fridge. Then try drinking that in the morning and see if it resolves your issue.

With the coffe it’s already getting boiled for a short time, with the apple juice and oj, you might not be drinking enough water for it to affect you, and it’s getting diluted.

Isn’t Ubuntu a UK company?

I didn’t realize this comes up a lot 😅. I’ll restrain myself next time!

For me this begs the question, why not just a desktop application?

I never understood products that use the next year as their version nr. Why isn’t this iOS25?

Hey, it’s aqua! We’ve come full circle!

Getting him to returnerte it might damage the friendship and cause issues between you and his parents. Maybe try and find a mutual understanding that this is to much for future presents instead?

If calling the police gave you 8 months the first time, I’d say calling them again is a logical step. It clearly had an effect last time.